Circus
Songbook
There is nothing like a quant
to the tune of 'There is nothing like a dame'
We've got water in our bilges and bilge water in our hair,
We're tired and bruised and sunburnt, but by now we just don't care.
But there's one thing that makes us tired and drives us to despair,
What don't we want? We don't want to quant!
Chorus:
There is nothing like a quant,
Nothing in the world.
There is nothing that we want,
That is anything like a quant.
We can put up without sleeping, we don't mind if we're concussed,
The food is often burnt or cold, but we don't make a fuss,
But when the other boats go sailing past they turn and laugh at us,
What don't we want? We don't want to quant!
We're tired and bruised and sunburnt, but by now we just don't care.
But there's one thing that makes us tired and drives us to despair,
What don't we want? We don't want to quant!
Chorus:
There is nothing like a quant,
Nothing in the world.
There is nothing that we want,
That is anything like a quant.
We can put up without sleeping, we don't mind if we're concussed,
The food is often burnt or cold, but we don't make a fuss,
But when the other boats go sailing past they turn and laugh at us,
What don't we want? We don't want to quant!